albino sharky boy TRASH

People call me (and you can too): Lennox, Candance, Flan, Eisenhardt

Has a taste for robots, cute things, and witty writings.

Right Image: sunkistmyass

Corner Image: Jamie, thee who is destined to marry several different characters from Dark Souls

This blog will consist (but is not limited to) Touhou, MegaMan, MegaManX, Magic Madoka, Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea, The Gray Garden and various artworks.

Currently taken by a cute little punk

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Robin Williams isn’t dead. He’s just waiting in the jungle until someone rolls a 5 or 8.

(Source: disneysfairytale)

Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!
—Trisha Cappelletti from The Most Popular Girls in School (via aimlessrandomness)

(Source: jazzypineapples)